Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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