are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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