He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i dont even know how to be here
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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