I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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