the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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