out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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