Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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