I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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