the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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