I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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