:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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