in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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