she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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