No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.