Did you just see the Batmobile???
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go home
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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