it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We don't watch enough power rangers
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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