Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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