I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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