am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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