I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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