she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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