she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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