i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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