Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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