your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
