You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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