Are we in a gay sports bar?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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