We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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