All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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