Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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