so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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