If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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