he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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