Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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