I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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