Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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