what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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