what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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