I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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