I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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