put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
