I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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