sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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