OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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