did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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