we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
How naked do you want me to be?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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