New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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