Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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