he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
this is an emotional support booty call
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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