Sry I called you an 8
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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