yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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