It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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