Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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