he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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