found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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